Gonna Eat for Christmas

Don't want tinsel, don't want bows
Don't want Rudolph's shiny nose
I'm gonna eat for Christmas

From my diet I will stray
But I'll workout the next day (Oh what a shock!)
Gonna eat for Christmas

It's a time for giving

Won't you [A7give me mashed potatoes and [Bm]ham?

It's a time for [Dm7]sharing

Are you [A7gonna polish off those yams?

You mean these?
No?
Yes I am

I don't say this to [C7]be [Am]nice
I'll have more black beans and [Bm]ɾice
Gonna eat for [Dm7]Christmas

At the family shindig
Gonna be [Am]the Christmas pig

But I'll leave some ɾoom

I'm planning quite a buffet

Please don't throw away

That leftover food
Santa gave us some advice
To be [Am]naughty's very nice
'Cause when you're stuffed
It'll always feel like [F]
Christmas to [C7]you!

Oh, that was [Am7]exhausting, oh we got [Fm7]a break now?
Oh, yeah
I am so hungry Glo, what'ya got?
Put down that sandwich
Well, do you [A7have anything...
You can't eat now
I can eat this now
No, there's no time
How much time do we have?
We're almost going to [C7]sing now
Let me just, wait, I can swallow you [A7take the first part
Get her some water for [Dm7]god sake
I'll join you, go.

There's a twinkle in my [A]eye
For a piece of pumpkin pie
Gonna eat for [Dm7]Christmas

If I eat one more soufflé
I won't fit in Santa's sleigh

I'll be [Am]filled with gloom

To face the scale the next day
Is no holiday
We'll sing a different tune (you [A7know it)

Take advantage while we may

Let's pig out on [C7]Christmas day
'Cause when you're stuffed
It'll always feel like [F]Christmas
To you

That was [Am7]fun
Whoa, Yeah
You know there's a candy machine in the lobby.
Did you [A7see it? No, it's there.
I can't believe you
Oy!