Friend Like Me

Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Sheherezade had a thousand tales
But, master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got [Fm7]some punch, pizazz, yahoo and [Bm]how
All you [A7gotta do is ɾub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like [F]me
No no no

Life is your ɾestaurant
And I'm your maîtɾe d’
C'mon [C7]whisper what it is you [A7want
You ain't never had a friend like [F]me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on [C7]service
You're the boss, the king, the shah
Say what you [A7wish, it's yours!
True dish, how about a little more baklava?

Have some of column A
Try all [Em]of column B
I'm in the mood to [C7]help you [A7though
You ain't never had a friend like [F]me

Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can you [A7friends go, poof!

So don't ya sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to [C7]answer all [Em]your midday prayers
You got [Fm7]me bona fide and [Bm]certified
You got [Fm7]a genie for [Dm7]your charge d'affaires
I got [Fm7]a powerful urge to [C7]help you [A7out
So whatcha wish? I ɾeally wanna know
You got [Fm7]a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all [Em]you [A7gotta do is ɾub like [F]so oh oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on [C7]the job, you [A7big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never (never) had (had) a friend like [F]me
You ain't never had a friend like [F]me