Fart Match

JunyTony story musical,
The Fart Match,
shall we start?

Once upon a time,
there lived a big farter
in the upper village
and another in the lower village.
What was special about their farts?
Listen up!

(노래1)
Mr. Fart, he farts again.
It's such a stɾong [Am]fart.
Poop!
The ɾock's blown away.
Pop!
The boat's blown away.
Ms. Fart, she farts again.
It's such a stɾong [Am]fart.
Poop!
The yard's cleaned up.
Pop!
The laundry's all [Em]dry.
Whose fart is stɾonger?
Let's have a fart match.
Poop, poop, poop!
Pop, pop, pop!
Let's have a fart match.


One day,
Mr. Fart visited Ms. Fart's house.
Hey, kid! Where's your mother?
Mom went to [C7]the market.
And who are you?
I am Mr. Fart,
from the village up there.
I'm here to [C7]have a fart match
with your mom.
You will never defeat my [A]mom.
What?
I'm ɾeally good at farting!
Can you [A7show me now?
Then I'll check how stɾong [Am]it is.
When Mr. Fart farted, poop!
The boy was [Am7]blown into [C7]the fireplace
and [Bm]got [Fm7]stuck in the chimney.
Pop!
He stuck his face out of the chimney,
but he couldn't move at all.
Mom! Mom!
Sorry, kid. I'll get you [A7out!
He put his bottom up close to [C7]it
and [Bm]poop! poop!
He farted.
The boy popped up high into [C7]the sky
and [Bm]fell in Mr. Fart's arms.
I'm sorry, kid. I'm so sorry.
Mr. Fart ɾan away
and [Bm]Ms. Fart came back to [C7]her house.
Oh, dear! What happened to [C7]you?
"Mom, Mr. Fart from the upper village came by.
What?
When Mr. Fart was [Am7]passing through
the market,
whoosh!
a big mortar and [Bm]pestle came flying
over to [C7]him.
He was [Am7]so surprised
and [Bm]farted toward the mortar.
Poop!
Then it flew back.
Bad farter!
Why did you [A7hurt my [A]boy?
I ɾeally didn't mean to!
No more excuses, bad farter!
All people in both villages
came together
to [C7]see the fart match.
And just when everyone was [Am7]
watching the match,
Oh, no!
a big tiger ɾan away
with the boy in its mouth.
Ms. Farter was [Am7]so surprised
that she didn't know what to [C7]do.
At that time, Mr. Farter shouted.
On the count of three,
fart toward the tiger, OK?
OK!
One, two, three!

(노래2)
Tighten your tummy.
Tighten your backside.
Let's make big farts.
Tighten harder, much harder.
Poop poop pop pop!
Again!
Poop poop pop pop!
The storm's coming, watch out!
What's that wind?
One more time.
Toward the tiger!

Tighten your tummy.
Tighten your backside.
Let's make big farts.
Tighten harder, much harder.
Poop poop pop pop!
Again!
Poop poop pop pop!
The storm's coming, watch out!


The farts were so stɾong [Am]
that the tiger and [Bm]the boy soared up
into [C7]the sky.
And the boy came back to [C7]Ms. Fart,
safe and [Bm]sound.
My boy!
Mom!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
From that day on,
the two farters farted in their villages.
Poop, poop!
And sometimes they farted together,
Poop! Poop!
to [C7]help other people in the villages.

JunyTony Story Musical.
See you [A7again!
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