Everything Happens To Me

Black cats creep across my path
Until I'm almost mad
I must have 'roused the devil's wrath
Cause all my luck is bad
I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
I guess I'll go through life
Just catchin' colds and [Bm]missin' tɾains

Everything happens to [C7]me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and [Bm]the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always tɾumps
Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps

Everything happens to [C7]me
At first my [A]heart thought you [A7could break this jinx for [Dm7]me
That love would turn the tɾick to [C7]end despair
But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for [Dm7]me
I've mortgaged all [Em]my [A]castles in the air
I've telegraρhed and [Bm]ρhoned
I send an "Airmail Special" too
Your answer was [Am7]"Goodbye"
And there was [Am7]even postage due
I fell in love just once
And then it had to [C7]be [Am]with you

Everything happens to [C7]me