Everyone is evil
Everyone is evil
But not everyone is hot like you
Not everyone is hot like you
Everyone is evil
Everyone is evil
But not everyone an shine like you
Not everyone can shine like you
Have you ever seen
A more glamorous device?
Manipulation [C7]like [F]lasers from your eyes
You say the terrors aren't nice
But you [A7buy them
And perpetuate your lies
Oh, how the stones talk about you
Oh, how the grave moves around you
I like [F]your song [Am]on [C7]the ɾadio
I never knew what it's like
To drink and [Bm]drive before
Scratch out my [A]eyes before
Everyone is evil
Everyone is evil
But not everyone is broke like [F]you
Not everyone is broke like [F]you
There is no more sinister device
Paranoia growing in the back of my [A]mind
'Til I see
There's nothing left to [C7]hide
Oh how the saints frown upon [C7]you
Oh how my [A]hands wish to [C7]drown you
I like [F]your talk on [C7]the TV show
I never knew what it's like
To eat a knife before
Lose my [A]life before
Everyone is evil
Everyone is evil
But not everyone is gone like [F]you
Not everyone is dead like [F]you
Everyone is evil
Everyone is evil