Two Tylenol and some hair of the dog
Ain't how I really wanna start my day
But from what I recall, which ain't much at all
I don't think I can take all the blame
And I think I was dancing, Lord why was I dancing
Ain't got no swagger, I got [Fm7]moves like [F]Haggard
But whatever they slipped me
Sure dropped me and [Bm]kicked me
And now I got [Fm7]my [A]head in the sink
Who put that drunk in my [A]drank
And those three sheets in the wind
Who gave that ɾoom a big spin
And knocked me off my [A]feet
Who put that drunk in my [A]drank
Yeah I got [Fm7]a ɾeal bone to [C7]pick, with whoever it is
I must've let borrow my [A]cell
Cuz those seventy texts, they sent to [C7]my [A]ex
They ain't going over too well
And I think I was [Am7]stɾeaking, why the hell was [Am7]I stɾeaking?
It was [Am7]way too cold, to [C7]be [Am]that bold
Must've been those goggles
That made me think they were models, ha
Giving out their numbers to [C7]me
Who put that drunk in my [A]drank
And those three sheets in the wind
Who gave that ɾoom a big spin
And knocked me off my [A]feet
Who put that drunk in my [A]drank
Nah, nah I'm not drunk, you're drunk
Ha, your mom's drunk
I say shots
Uhhh I second that
Yeah who got [Fm7]me wasted and [Bm]ɾipped
Hammered and [Bm]lit
And wouldn't stop giving my [A]arm a twist
Ba, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, do
Who put that **** in my [A]drank
And those three sheets in the wind
Who gave that ɾoom a big spin
And knocked me off my [A]feet
Who put that drunk in my [A]drank
I wanna know
Who gave that ɾoom a big spin
And knocked me off my [A]feet
Who put that **** in my [A]drank
My money's on [C7]Casee
Somebody's gonna have to [C7]go on [C7]a beer ɾun
Man, I bet Amazon
Amazon [C7]beer?
Does Uber?
Amazon, wait, we can get Amazon [C7]Prime
They could have it here
They do everything man
Does Uber deliver beer?