I woke up this morning
I couldn't get out of bed
I had a couple of drinks last night
I guess it went to my head
I slept through my wake up call
Forgot to feed the cat
There's only one thing wrong
I don't know where I'm at
Excuse, no use, it doesn't work for [Dm7]me
You've had your chances, don't bother me
Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by
You've had your chances, don't bother me
I've got [Fm7]to [C7]get a move on
It's a quarter to [C7]ten
I can't find my [A]keys at all
Forgot [Fm7]my [A]suit again
I get to [C7]work, the boss says "late"
This happens everyday
Once more you've lost your job
I don't care anyway
Excuse, no use, it doesn't work for [Dm7]me
You've had your chances, don't bother me
Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by
You've had your chances, don't bother me
One drink is all [Em]you're ɾeally asking for
But you [A7want more
Yesterday I lost my [A]job
It doesn't bother me
I'll do what I want and [Bm]I'll do it again
You just wait and [Bm]see
Time for [Dm7]a drink and [Bm]no time to [C7]think
With a bottle of ɾum
Well I'm ɾunning low and [Bm]it's time to [C7]go
Out to [C7]get me some
Excuse, no use, it doesn't work for [Dm7]me
You've had your chances, don't bother me
Tic toc, just look at the clock, your life is passing by
You've had your chances, don't bother me
