Doin' The Napoleon

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to [C7]take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to [C7]take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all [Em]the time
And I'll be [Am]happy to [C7]see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to [C7]take me away ha-haaa

You thought it was [Am7]a joke
And so you [A7laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you [A7would make me flip my [A]lid

Right?
You know you [A7laughed
I heard you [A7laugh, you [A7laughed
You laughed and [Bm]laughed and [Bm]then you [A7left
But now you [A7know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to [C7]take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to [C7]take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the happy home with tɾees and [Bm]flowers and [Bm]chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and [Bm]smile and [Bm]twiddle their thumbs and [Bm]toes
And they're coming to [C7]take me away ha-haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you [A7pay me back
For all [Em]my [A]kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you [A7just wait
They'll find you [A7yet and [Bm]when they do
They'll put you [A7in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to [C7]take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to [C7]take me away ha-haaa ho-ho hee-hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all [Em]the time
And I'll be [Am]happy to [C7]see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to [C7]take me away
To the happy home with tɾees and [Bm]flowers and [Bm]chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and [Bm]smile and [Bm]twiddle their thumbs and [Bm]toes
And they're coming to [C7]take me away ha-haaa!