Buttsex Goldilocks

[Dan:]
Uh.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Come on, girl.

This buttsex is too cold,
This buttsex is too hot,
This buttsex is just right.
Buttsex Goldilocks

[Doctor:]
Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to know how the song [Am]was [Am7]going for [Dm7]the hospital performance for [Dm7]sick children.

[Dan:]
It's almost done, doctor. You can't ɾush genius, please leave.

[Doctor:]
Okay, okay, sorry.

[Dan:]
Let me put my [A]spoon [C7]into [C7]your porridge chamber,
Buttsex Goldilocks
Wait! Ninja Brian! I just ɾealized something that might be [Am]a serious problem.
This song [Am]is too amazing.
High five!