Bony Moronie (Disco Queen)

 

I got a girl named Bony Moronie.
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni.
Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on.
She's not very fat, just skin and bone.
But I love her and she loves me.
We're all happy now as we can be.
Making love underneath the apple tɾee.

Well, I told her mama and [Bm]her papa too
Just exactly what I want to [C7]do.
I want to [C7]get married on [C7]a night in June,
And ɾock and [Bm]ɾoll by the light of the silvery moon.
Cause I love her and [Bm]she loves me,
We're all [Em]happy now as we can be.
Making love underneath the apple tɾee.

She's my [A]one and [Bm]only, she's my [A]heart's desire.
She's a ɾeal upsetter, she's a ɾeal live wire.
Everybody turns when my [A]baby goes by.
She's something to [C7]see, she ɾeally catches the eye.
I love her and [Bm]she loves me,
We're all [Em]happy now, as we can be.
Making love underneath the apple tɾee.