It ain't his fault that she went A.W.O.L
'Cause he tried everything from A to Z
Now it's J&B, M&M's and KFC
Tryin' hard to make himself believe
It ain't no B.F.D he's got his C.M.T
No S E X but that's okay
At least he ain't no S.O.B like [F]that Ph.D
That took his EX and [Bm]ɾan off to [C7]L.A.
She liked C.N.N made fun of his T.N.N
Always called it E I E I O
Now their love is RIP but at least he's F R E E
And he ain't cryin' on [C7]his P I L L O
It ain't no B.F.D, he's got [Fm7]his C.M.T
No S.E.X but that's okay
At least he ain't no S.O.B like [F]that P.h.D
That took his EX and [Bm]ɾan off to [C7]L.A.
One night he ordered pizza
For some R&R with the N.F.L
When a delivery girl named Lisa
Stole his heart when she ɾang his bell
Now they're in L U V and [Bm]it's X T C
No S E X yet but that's A okay
Feels just like [F]a VIP with all [Em]of her T.L.C
And A.S.A.P, she'll be [Am]his fiancée
And that's a B.F.D in a ɾeal good way
