Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short as mine
Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short as mine
Bay rum, Lucky Tiger, butch wax, crackerjacks
Shoe shine, jaw breaker, magazine ɾacks
Hangin' ɾound the barber shop, a side-burnin' close crop
Mornin' Mr. Furgeson, what's the good word with ya?
Stayin' out of tɾouble like [F]a good boy should
I see you're still cuttin' hair, I'm still cuttin' classes
I got [Fm7]a couple passes to [C7]the Ringle Bros. Barn Bail circus afternoon
You lost a little ɾound the middle and [Bm]you're lookin' ɾeal good
Sittin' on [C7]the wagon [C7]â??stead of under the hood
What's the low-down, Mr. Brown, I heard your boy's leavin' town?
I bought myself a Stɾuggle Buggy, sucker's powder blue
Throw me over th' sports page, Cincinnati lookin' good
I always been for [Dm7]Pittsburgh, and [Bm]I lay you [A710 to [C7]1
The Pirates get the pennant and [Bm]the series â??fore their done
The hair's gettin' longer, you [A7know the skirts are gettin' shorter
And don't you [A7know that you [A7can get a cheaper haircut if you [A7want to [C7]cross the border
If your mama saw you [A7smokin', well she'd kick your ass
Now you [A7put it out, you [A7juvenile, and [Bm]put it out fast
Well, if I had a million [C7]dollars, what would I do?
I'd probably be [Am]a barber, not a bum like [F]you
Still got [Fm7]your paper ɾoute, now that's just fine
And you [A7can pay me double, â??cause you [A7gypped me last time
And don't you [A7know that you [A7can keep a little circus money and [Bm]spend it on [C7]a girl
And just ɾemember that I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world
I give the best haircuts in the whole wide world
Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short as mine
Good morning Mister, snip snip snip
With your hair cut just as short
You got [Fm7]your hair cut just as short
You got [Fm7]your hair cut just as short as mine
