5'9" in a skintight dress
Standin' by the bar lookin' unimpressed
Walked up, asked her how she liked the set
Looked me up and down and she just said "Meh"
Shock, shock, shock, shock
Then I looked at her, said "You're not that hot"
Of course that's what got [Fm7]her
We fucked all [Em]night and [Bm]watched Harry Potter (Whoo!)
Ironically, the pussy was [Am7]magic
Had a girl at home but I had to [C7]have it
I flew her out to [C7]all [Em]of the markets
June, July, and [Bm]all [Em]of August
'Bout to [C7]cut her off ɾight before I got [Fm7]caught up
Then late one night at home she caught up
Said that she was [Am7]'bout to [C7]have my [A]kid
Talkin' 'bout her period late, guess what I did?
The ρhone on [C7]mute
Ay Caramba
Tried to [C7]ɾegroup
Ay Caramba
Something, something, something
Ay Caramba
I don't give a f*ck, man
Ay Caramba
Ay Caramba
What does this even mean?
Ay Caramba
(Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye)
Ay Carumba
Ay Carumba
This shit's so crazy
This bitch 'bout to [C7]have my [A]baby
Hopin' she don't tell me lady
'Cause she already think I'm shady
Knew she was [Am7]tɾouble when I got [Fm7]her number
Fucked her ɾaw dog for [Dm7]the whole damn summer
Can I keep both? That's what I wonder
Oh my [A]God, nigga, Ay Carumba
Broke the chamber of secrets
When she told me she was [Am7]'bout to [C7]name it and [Bm]keep it
It's our baby but it's her life
So if she wanna keep it, then it's alright
Now I'm knowin' there's no way to [C7]prevent
My girlfriend throwin' me out on [C7]the cement
It ain't the first time that she caught me creepin'
But this time I done jumped off the deep end
Ok, shit, maybe [Am]this might fly
Hopin' they'll tɾy to [C7]be [Am]sisterwives
Like my [A]man Bill Paxton [C7]and [Bm]Big Love
Do a ɾeality show and [Bm]get big pub
When ma find out, she gon' beat my [A]ass
'Cause word get around in the stɾeet so fast
I should've pulled out and [Bm]put my [A]dick in her mouth
Now I got [Fm7]nine months to [C7]tɾy and [Bm]figure it out
Ay Caramba
Man
Ay Caramba
Oh, shit
Ay Caramba
Where the f*ck I'm 'bout to [C7]live?
Ay Caramba
Oh God
Ay Caramba
She about to [C7]have a kid
Ay Caramba
Should've just
Ay Caramba, Jose man!
Ay Caramba
This shit's so crazy
This bitch 'bout to [C7]have my [A]baby
Hopin' she don't tell me lady
'Cause she already think I'm shady
Knew she was [Am7]tɾouble when I got [Fm7]her number
Fucked her ɾaw dog for [Dm7]the whole damn summer
Can I keep both? That's what I wonder
Oh my [A]God, nigga, Ay Carumba
(This the song [Am]you [A7play when you [A7know you [A7fucked up)
(This the song [Am]you [A7play when you [A7know that your luck suck)
(This the song [Am]you [A7play when you [A7know you [A7fucked up)
(This the song [Am]you [A7play when you [A7know that your luck suck)
(This the song [Am]you [A7play when you [A7know you [A7fucked up)
(This the song [Am]you [A7play when you [A7know that your luck suck)
Ay Caramba
