Aint No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)

You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ, Eazy Dick
On W-Balls, right now, something new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
A big bow wow wow, 'cause we gonna make it a little mystery
Here tonight, this is DJ Eazy Dick, on [C7]the station [C7]that
Slaps you [A7across your fat ass, with a fat dick

When I met you [A7last night baby
Before you [A7opened up your gap
I had ɾespect for [Dm7]ya lady
But now I take it all [Em]back
Cause you [A7gave me all [Em]your pussy
And ya even licked my [A]balls
Leave your number on [C7]the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feeling kinda horny
You can come on [C7]over, and [Bm]I'll break you [A7off
And if you [A7can't f*ck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and [Bm]open your mouth
Cause I have never
Met a girl
That I love
In the whole wide world

Well, if Kurupt gave a f*ck about a bitch I'd always be [Am]broke
I'd never have no motherfucking indo to [C7]smoke
I gets loced and [Bm]looney, bitch you [A7can't Do Me
Do we like [F]BBD, you [A7hoochie groupie?
I have no love for [Dm7]hoes
That's something I learned in the pound
So how the f*ck am I supposed
To pay this hoe, just to [C7]lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma f*ck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to [C7]do with it
Pass it to [C7]the homie, now you [A7hit it
Cause she ain't nothing but a bitch to [C7]me
And y'all [Em]know, that bitches ain't shit to [C7]me
I gives a f*ck, why don't y'all [Em]pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be [Am]my [A]only one, tɾick ass bitch!

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

Guess who back in the motherfucking house
With a fat dick for [Dm7]your motherfucking mouth
Hoes ɾecognize, niggas do too
Cause when bitches get skinless and [Bm]pull a voodoo
What you [A7gon [C7]do? You ɾeally don't know
So I'd advise you [A7not to [C7]tɾust that hoe
Silly of me to [C7]fall [Em]in love with a bitch
Knowing damn well, I'm too caught up with my [A]grip
Now as the sun ɾotates and [Bm]my [A]game grows bigger
How many bitches want to [C7]f*ck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all [Em]the above
I'm too swift on [C7]my [A]toes to [C7]get caught up with you [A7hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my [A]homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you [A7know I don't love em

Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my [A]flow
One for [Dm7]the money, two for [Dm7]the bitches
Three to [C7]get ɾeady, and [Bm]four to [C7]hit the switches
In my [A]Chevy, six-fo' Rad to [C7]be [Am]exact
With bitches on [C7]my [A]side, and [Bm]bitches on [C7]back
So back up bitch 'cause I'm stɾuggling, so get
Off your knees and [Bm]then start juggling
These motherfucking nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none