If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing they end up in someone's stew
So just tɾy to [C7]put yourself into [C7]somebody else's gills
You're killing my [A]ecosystem [A]with fishing and [Bm]oil spills (oh, no)
Thank you [A7BP (thank you [A7BP), thank you [A7BP (thank you [A7BP)
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see, my [A]eyes!
China men feast on [C7]Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all [Em]my [A]whale friends
Oceans are browning
I think I'm drowning
Thanks to [C7]BP
You suck!
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for [Dm7]the War on [C7]Terror
Aladdin was [Am7]taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got [Fm7]the wrong [Am]man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation [C7]from the nation [C7]of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not tɾained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and [Bm]no one put up a fuss
We're for [Dm7]freedom, Genie can vouch for [Dm7]us
Bush was [Am7]crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this countɾy
Set free my [A]Prince Ali
A whore, a whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going stɾaight to [C7]hell (she'll burn bottom in hell)
But the charges laid on [C7]me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)
Oh, no, I'm overrun by mad men (we're all [Em]crazy)
I hear they plan to [C7]burn me at, at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my [A]beast away
After John Smith tɾaveled back to [C7]England
I helped my [A]people cultivate the fields
More English, French and [Bm]Spaniards came to [C7]visit
And they greeted us with guns and [Bm]germs and [Bm]steel
They forced us into [C7]unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, ɾaped and [Bm]left us all [Em]for [Dm7]dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what!?)
(Oh, no!) have you [A7ever held the entɾails of an English guy?
(We're dead!) or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you [A7shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? (sacré bleu!)
Can you [A7paint with the ɾed colors in these men? (adiós, amigos)
I can murder if I please
'Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the ɾed colors in these men
Thanks to [C7]BP
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got [Fm7]STDs
Waaah waaaaah wah wah waaaaaaaah
