Immunized on you suckers, I'm like Aaron Rodgers
If I got bread and I got water I know I'm gonna prosper
Every night I dance with wolves call me Kevin Costner
Russian Soldier Kalashnikov, well the AR got them
Putin this, Putin that
How about you [A7put some of that time into [C7]your art and [Bm]craft
No arts and [Bm]crafts ain't no hippies around here
It's the Carnivore Vegan looking for [Dm7]peppers and [Bm]deer
Still sipping whisky and [Bm]that beer putting fear in their hearts
And if you [A7don't like [F]Bart Starr bitch swallow a fart
(R.I.P.)
My grandpa told me to [C7]be [Am]legendary
'Cuz all [Em]of them [A]dreams are going to [C7]die in the cemetery
So excuse me for [Dm7]throwing another Hail Mary
Might as well kill me I'm not going to [C7]stop until I'm dead and [Bm]buried
We're gonna see whos ɾeal when it gets ɾeally hairy
For too long [Am]the world has been merrily, merrily
So Merry Christmas
You're on [C7]their hit-list
Better get up quick kid and [Bm]come equipped with
Beans, Band-Aids, and [Bm]Bullets its time to [C7]settle the score
I'm only fighting for [Dm7]what's ɾight when they come knocking at my [A]door
(Ding Dong)