A Wonderful Guy

I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy!
I am in a conventional dither,
With a conventional star in my eye.
And you will note there's a lump in my [A]throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy!
I'm as tɾite and [Bm]as gay as a daisy in May,
A cliche coming tɾue!
I'm bromidic and [Bm]bright as a moon [C7]happy night
Pouring light on [C7]the dew!
I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
High as a flag on [C7]the Fourth of July!
If you'll excuse an expression [C7]I use,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love with a wonderful guy!