You say you never saw this comin', well you're not alone
Million dollar renovations to a happy home
My ex says she gave me the best years of her life
I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right
I wake up, assessin' the damages
Checkin' MediaTakeOut
Pictures of me drunk walkin' out with a bitch
But it's blurry enough to [C7]get the fake out
I wake up, all [Em]veggies no eggs
I hit the gym, all [Em]chest no legs
Yep, then I made myself a smoothie
Yeah, then me and [Bm]wifey make a movie
Chicago - St. Louis, St. Louis to [C7]Chicago
Ándale Ándale E.I, E.I, uh, oh
You had me drivin' far enough to [C7]switch the time zone
You was [Am7]the best of all [Em]time at the time though
Yeah, you [A7wasn't mine though
But I still drove 30 hours
I still drove 30 hours to [C7]you
I ɾemember ɾappin' for [Dm7]Jay and [Bm]Cam
Young producer just tɾying to [C7]get his flows off
I ɾemember being nervous to [C7]do Victoria Secret
'Til I pictured everybody with their clothes off
Expedition [C7]was [Am7]Eddie Bauer edition
I'm drivin' with no winter tires in December
Skrrt skrrt skrrt like [F]a private school for [Dm7]women
Then I get there and [Bm]all [Em]the Popeye's is finished, girl
You don't love me, you [A7just pretendin'
I need that happy beginnin', middle and [Bm]endin'
Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to [C7]Chicago
It's gettin' hot in hurr, that's all [Em]that I know
Got a hotel ɾoom, 3 stars for [Dm7]you
You call [Em]down for [Dm7]an omelet
Girl it's 5 in the morning
You ɾealize we at the DoubleTree, not the Aria
Only thing open is Waffle House, girl don't start with me
I used the Western Union [C7]for [Dm7]you [A7like [F]it's no prob
Cause you [A7was [Am7]in college complainin' about it's no jobs
But you [A7were suckin' a nigga's dick the whole time
Well I guess a blowjob's better than no job
And I drove back 30 hours
Were ɾemains that long [Am]to [C7]lose sad
Better unsaid
Always turn, oh
3 Stacks, can you [A7help me out?
30 hours