Valhalleluja

I am drowning in a sea of desperation
And I sing a prayer to my Lord
Away from hope and systembolaget
And I sing a prayer to my Lord

I pray, I pray, yes I pray to my Lord!
I was down on my knees
Permafrost on my feet
I was begging in tears my [A]holy Lord - Odin

Hear our prayer, ρhilantɾopic Odin
Guitar tech of Amon [C7]Amarth
Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants
Guitar tech of Hammerfall [Em]as well

For the plunder and [Bm]the ɾape we sing to [C7]you [A7Valhallelujah
For the chopping of the heads we praise you [A7Odin, our Lord
For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhallelujah
But for [Dm7]Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all...
We don't know where they are!

Valhallelujah!

""(Shema Yiggrdasil) שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל""
""(Odinai Eloheinu) אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ""
""(Odinai Ehad) אוֹדינַי אֶחַד ""

Hear my [A]voice this is Odin calling you
Times have changed, I'm a gentlegod
No more war just design of furniture
Master of IKEA

Just like [F]Jesus I'm a carpenter
Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor
Gloria patɾi furnituribus
In nomine IKEA!

For the BEDDINGE and [Bm]the KIVIK sing with me Valhallelujah
For the wooden TV bench with storage space and [Bm]paper foil
For the pencils and [Bm]the horse-meatballs we sing Valhallelujah
The ergonomics and [Bm]the quality of your chairs
Are second to [C7]none

Valhallelujah!

Our Father Odin
Who art in IKEA
We understood your message
We are here to [C7]worship your creation
Please listen our prayer

VITTSJÖ - Ora pro nobis
Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass
KNOPPARP
Small [Em]sofa with a big heart and [Bm]a perfect fit
BESTÅ TV
Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green
SLATTUM
Uρholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey

Valhallelujah
Gloria, gloria
Let us pray to [C7]Odin our Lord

Valhallelujah
Falegn-amen
Let us pray to [C7]Odin our Lord
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